{"id":1046,"date":"2015-10-13T13:40:19","date_gmt":"2015-10-13T20:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1046"},"modified":"2015-10-15T16:39:05","modified_gmt":"2015-10-15T23:39:05","slug":"more-martini-quotes-added","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1046","title":{"rendered":"More Martini Quotes Added!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’ve added several new entertaining quotes to my Martini Quotes<\/a> page!\u00a0 If you haven’t stopped by recently you\u2019ll be pleasantly surprised at how the collection has grown.\u00a0 In fact I firmly believe that I have assembled one of the best collections of Martini Quotes & Jokes to be found anywhere!<\/p>\n

None-the-less, I am constantly searching for new quotes so if you have one, please let me know.\u00a0 Of if you know of a book, magazine, or web page where there are, as yet unknown to me, myriad quotes & jokes, please pass them along.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve added several new entertaining quotes to my Martini Quotes page!\u00a0 If you haven’t stopped by recently you\u2019ll be pleasantly surprised at how the collection has grown.\u00a0 In fact I firmly believe that I have assembled one of the best … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[35],"tags":[62,74,33,83],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":940,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=940","url_meta":{"origin":1046,"position":0},"title":"New Martini Quotes Added!","author":"wlmoon58","date":"September 17, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"If you haven't checked out my Martini Quotes page recently you'll be happy know that there are many new enlightening & entertaining quotes.\u00a0 Or you can wait until they appear over time in my \"Random Martini Quote for the Day\" postings. 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