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\"Backyard<\/a><\/p>\n

I was watching my son act like James Bond in the garden earlier today.
\nHe wasn’t going round pretending to shoot people,
\nhe was sipping martinis and chatting up all the ladies that walked by.
\nI’m so proud of him.<\/em><\/p>\n

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For more fun Martini jokes check out the appropriately titled \u201cMartini Jokes\u201d page, or click the link: Martini Jokes<\/a>.<\/p>\n

If you like these posts and want to be notified by email when they come in, please subscribe to the blog\u2026. over on the left.\u00a0 😉<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was watching my son act like James Bond in the garden earlier today. He wasn’t going round pretending to shoot people, he was sipping martinis and chatting up all the ladies that walked by. 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