{"id":1114,"date":"2015-11-07T16:33:01","date_gmt":"2015-11-08T00:33:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1114"},"modified":"2015-11-07T16:33:01","modified_gmt":"2015-11-08T00:33:01","slug":"random-martini-quote-of-the-day-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1114","title":{"rendered":"Random Martini Quote of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;<em>I\u2019d like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini.\u00a0 A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dust-bowl of a martini.\u00a0 I want a martin that could be declared a disaster area.\u00a0 Mix me just such a martini.&#8221;<br \/>\nHawkeye Pierce.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled \u201cMartini Quotes\u201d page, or click the link: <a href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?page_id=365\">Martini Quotes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you like these posts and want to be notified by email when they come in, please subscribe to the blog\u2026. over on the left column.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#x1f609;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I\u2019d like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini.\u00a0 A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dust-bowl of a martini.\u00a0 I want a martin that could be declared a disaster area.\u00a0 Mix me just such a martini.&#8221; Hawkeye &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1114\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[35,10,57],"tags":[62,59,58],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":710,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=710","url_meta":{"origin":1114,"position":0},"title":"Random Martini Quote for the Day","author":"wlmoon58","date":"July 14, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cHappiness is a dry martini and a good woman \u2026 or a bad woman.\u201d George Burns For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled \u201cMartini Quotes\u201d page, or click the link:\u00a0 Martini Quotes.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General Amusement&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General Amusement","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?cat=35"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1658,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1658","url_meta":{"origin":1114,"position":1},"title":"Random &#8220;Martini&#8221; Quote of the Day","author":"wlmoon58","date":"September 7, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cI saw a notice that said \u2018Drink Canada Dry\u2019 and I\u2019ve just started.\u201d Brendan Behan Not really a \"Martini\" quote, but I found it amusing and wanted to share. 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