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A man walked into a bar and ordered a Martini.\u00a0 Before drinking it he carefully removes the olive and places it in a jar.\u00a0 Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing.\u00a0 After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he slowly stood to leave.<\/em><\/p>\n

As he was getting to his feet, he bartender asked him what that was all about?\u00a0 The man turned to him and said “my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives”.
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For more fun Martini jokes check out the appropriately titled \u201cMartini Jokes\u201d page, or click the link: Martini Jokes<\/a>.<\/p>\n

If you like these posts and want to be notified by email when they come in, please subscribe to the blog\u2026. over on the left.\u00a0 😉<\/p>\n

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