{"id":1221,"date":"2015-12-20T11:42:42","date_gmt":"2015-12-20T19:42:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1221"},"modified":"2015-12-23T10:10:39","modified_gmt":"2015-12-23T18:10:39","slug":"egg-nog-martini-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1221","title":{"rendered":"Egg Nog Martini??? Really?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skeptic-clipart-royalty-free-eyes-clipart-illustration-1078707.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"1227\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?attachment_id=1227\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skeptic-clipart-royalty-free-eyes-clipart-illustration-1078707.jpg?fit=400%2C420\" data-orig-size=\"400,420\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"skeptic-clipart-royalty-free-eyes-clipart-illustration-1078707\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skeptic-clipart-royalty-free-eyes-clipart-illustration-1078707.jpg?fit=286%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skeptic-clipart-royalty-free-eyes-clipart-illustration-1078707.jpg?fit=400%2C420\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1227\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skeptic-clipart-royalty-free-eyes-clipart-illustration-1078707.jpg?resize=286%2C300\" alt=\"skeptic-clipart-royalty-free-eyes-clipart-illustration-1078707\" width=\"286\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skeptic-clipart-royalty-free-eyes-clipart-illustration-1078707.jpg?resize=286%2C300 286w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skeptic-clipart-royalty-free-eyes-clipart-illustration-1078707.jpg?resize=143%2C150 143w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skeptic-clipart-royalty-free-eyes-clipart-illustration-1078707.jpg?resize=181%2C190 181w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skeptic-clipart-royalty-free-eyes-clipart-illustration-1078707.jpg?resize=60%2C63 60w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skeptic-clipart-royalty-free-eyes-clipart-illustration-1078707.jpg?resize=319%2C335 319w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/skeptic-clipart-royalty-free-eyes-clipart-illustration-1078707.jpg?w=400 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 286px) 100vw, 286px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Really?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve previously railed about candy drinks and candy martinis specifically. \u00a0 (You can seem my prior opinions at <a href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=42\">The Martini, Part Two<\/a>)\u00a0 I suppose I shouldn&#8217;t be surprised by an Eggnog Martini.\u00a0 And would that be &#8216;Eggnogini&#8217;?\u00a0 But, really????<\/p>\n<p>Now there is no doubt in my mind that these sweet, spicy, tongue-coatingly thick concoctions will be absolutely scrumptiously decadently delicious.\u00a0 (Not to mention wonderfully fattening!)<\/p>\n<p>And I do love Eggnog!\u00a0 Plain or even with a little Kahlua or Spiced Rum!\u00a0 I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;d enjoy all of these Eggnog &#8220;Martini&#8221;s.\u00a0\u00a0 So enjoy your luscious libation.\u00a0 But its NOT a Martini.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Season&#8217;s Greetings to all!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really? I&#8217;ve previously railed about candy drinks and candy martinis specifically. \u00a0 (You can seem my prior opinions at The Martini, Part Two)\u00a0 I suppose I shouldn&#8217;t be surprised by an Eggnog Martini.\u00a0 And would that be &#8216;Eggnogini&#8217;?\u00a0 But, really???? &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1221\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[35,10],"tags":[38,9],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1234,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1234","url_meta":{"origin":1221,"position":0},"title":"What is a Martini?","author":"wlmoon58","date":"December 27, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"After my recent post on Eggnog Martini (Egg Nog Martini??? 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