{"id":1264,"date":"2016-01-15T10:48:24","date_gmt":"2016-01-15T18:48:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1264"},"modified":"2016-01-15T10:48:24","modified_gmt":"2016-01-15T18:48:24","slug":"friday-funny-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1264","title":{"rendered":"Friday Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. \u00a0After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.<\/em><\/p>\n

The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long – but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.” The customer replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it’s time to go home.”<\/em><\/p>\n

For more fun Martini jokes check out the appropriately titled \u201cMartini Jokes\u201d page, or click the link: Martini Jokes<\/a>.<\/p>\n

If you like these posts and want to be notified by email when they come in, please subscribe to the blog\u2026. over on the left.\u00a0 😉<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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