{"id":1625,"date":"2016-07-22T10:54:00","date_gmt":"2016-07-22T17:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1625"},"modified":"2016-07-22T10:54:00","modified_gmt":"2016-07-22T17:54:00","slug":"random-martini-quote-of-the-day-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1625","title":{"rendered":"Random Martini Quote of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-attachment-id=\"1629\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?attachment_id=1629\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Whisky-Glass.jpg?fit=205%2C350\" data-orig-size=\"205,350\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Whisky Glass\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Whisky-Glass.jpg?fit=176%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Whisky-Glass.jpg?fit=205%2C350\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1629\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Whisky-Glass.jpg?resize=205%2C350\" alt=\"Whisky Glass\" width=\"205\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Whisky-Glass.jpg?w=205 205w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Whisky-Glass.jpg?resize=88%2C150 88w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Whisky-Glass.jpg?resize=176%2C300 176w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Whisky-Glass.jpg?resize=111%2C190 111w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Whisky-Glass.jpg?resize=47%2C80 47w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Whisky-Glass.jpg?resize=196%2C335 196w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 205px) 100vw, 205px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cWhisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken in sufficient quantity, very drunk.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/em><em>Julian Barnes<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know, its not a &#8220;Martini&#8221; quote, but I found it amusing and thought it worthy of publishing.\u00a0 If you have any favorite Martini, or Whiskey, quotes you want added to my Quotes page, please let me know.<\/p>\n<p>Our\u00a0 \u201cMartini Quotes\u201d page has been re-organized!\u00a0 If you haven\u2019t checked it out recently you should!\u00a0\u00a0 There are several new quotes for your amusement.\u00a0 Click the link: <a href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?page_id=365\">Martini Quotes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you like these posts and want to be notified by email when they come in, please subscribe to the blog\u2026. over on the left column.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#x1f609;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken in sufficient quantity, very drunk.&#8221; Julian Barnes &nbsp; Yes, I know, its not a &#8220;Martini&#8221; quote, but I &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1625\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[35,57],"tags":[62,59,33,58],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":980,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=980","url_meta":{"origin":1625,"position":0},"title":"Random Martini Quote for the Day","author":"wlmoon58","date":"September 28, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cIt takes only one drink to get me drunk.\u00a0 The trouble is, I can\u2019t remember if it\u2019s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.\u201d George Burns \u00a0 For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled \u201cMartini Quotes\u201d page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. 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