{"id":1877,"date":"2017-03-02T13:18:24","date_gmt":"2017-03-02T21:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1877"},"modified":"2017-03-02T13:18:24","modified_gmt":"2017-03-02T21:18:24","slug":"the-perfect-martini-process-v2-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1877","title":{"rendered":"The Perfect Martini Process, V2.0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-attachment-id=\"1767\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?attachment_id=1767\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Martini-with-Twist.jpg?fit=245%2C384\" data-orig-size=\"245,384\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"martini-with-twist\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Martini-with-Twist.jpg?fit=191%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Martini-with-Twist.jpg?fit=245%2C384\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-1767 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Martini-with-Twist.jpg?resize=200%2C313\" alt=\"martini-with-twist\" width=\"200\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Martini-with-Twist.jpg?w=245 245w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Martini-with-Twist.jpg?resize=96%2C150 96w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Martini-with-Twist.jpg?resize=191%2C300 191w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Martini-with-Twist.jpg?resize=121%2C190 121w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Martini-with-Twist.jpg?resize=51%2C80 51w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Martini-with-Twist.jpg?resize=214%2C335 214w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I wrote <a href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1058\">The Perfect Martini Process, V1.0<\/a> back in November of 2015, though it didn&#8217;t have the &#8220;V1.0&#8221; notation back then.\u00a0 Since then, I&#8217;ve been thinking that it really needed an update to make it more readable, logically organized, and visually appealing.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ve created &#8220;V2.0&#8221;.\u00a0\u00a0 The information and process hasn&#8217;t significantly changed, but has been tweaked &#8211; just a bit.\u00a0 So here we go!<\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"1268\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?attachment_id=1268\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/TAPS-Martini.jpg?fit=1728%2C3072\" data-orig-size=\"1728,3072\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;BlackBerry Z30&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1423773108&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.1&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;2096&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.099861&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"TAPS Martini\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/TAPS-Martini.jpg?fit=169%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/TAPS-Martini.jpg?fit=576%2C1024\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1268 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/TAPS-Martini.jpg?resize=169%2C300\" alt=\"TAPS Martini\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/TAPS-Martini.jpg?resize=169%2C300 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/TAPS-Martini.jpg?resize=84%2C150 84w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/TAPS-Martini.jpg?resize=576%2C1024 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/TAPS-Martini.jpg?resize=107%2C190 107w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/TAPS-Martini.jpg?resize=45%2C80 45w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/TAPS-Martini.jpg?resize=188%2C335 188w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/TAPS-Martini.jpg?w=1728 1728w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Introduction<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>Since this blog has existed, I&#8217;ve advocated and supported the concept that your Perfect Martini is just that, <strong><em>yours<\/em><\/strong>.\u00a0 My Perfect Martini is mine.\u00a0 And the two may not be identical.\u00a0\u00a0 What is important is that we find that which works for each of us.<\/p>\n<p>Having said that, in fairness, I thought it time to share what I believe works best for me.\u00a0 Interestingly over the course of the last years researching for this blog and writing about Martinis and Martini Preparation my taste has &#8216;evolved&#8217;.\u00a0 My preference has moved a bit drier and I&#8217;m garnishing with a twist much more often.\u00a0 Lime if available.<\/p>\n<p>Note that the title of this post is Martini Process, not recipe.\u00a0\u00a0 The recipe is important, of course, and will be presented in it&#8217;s place.\u00a0 But the components of the recipe can be thrown together in many ways, each of which may result in a different tasting experience.<\/p>\n<p>The\u00a0 components in a chocolate cake can be assembled and cooked in many ways but I strongly suspect that the results of many of those permutations would be far from palatable.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The process is critical.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Advanced Preparation<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>The entire Martini Making process starts with advanced preparation. And by &#8216;advance&#8217; I mean several hours ahead of time.\u00a0\u00a0 If you want that Martini immediately upon your arrival at home after a long day at the office, then this should be done in the morning before you leave. \u00a0 Or, better yet, the night before.<\/p>\n<p>Put your favorite bottle of Gin and your Martini stem in the freezer and the vermouth in the refrigerator, if it isn&#8217;t already.\u00a0 Vermouth should always be stored in the fridge.\u00a0 See <a href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=250\">Vermouth Storage?<\/a> if you want to know more about that.<\/p>\n<p>IF you use a massive (heavy) shaker, that should go in the freezer too.<\/p>\n<p>You may have a collection of gins and can&#8217;t (or don&#8217;t want) to put all the bottles in the freezer.\u00a0 What I do is transfer enough gin for a couple martinis from the lager bottles into smaller glass containers and put them in the freezer.\u00a0\u00a0 Properly marked, of course.\u00a0 ( I buy smaller bottles of the same brand of gin for use in the freezer.\u00a0 Sapphire goes in to Sapphire, Aviation into Aviation, etc. )<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re making Martinis for a group and you have lots of stems with little freezer space, at least make room for them in the fridge.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Immediate Pre-Processing:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Make the twist.<br \/>\nI always prepare the twist before the martini so that the martini doesn&#8217;t wait, and get warm, if the twist is crafted at the end of the process.\u00a0 No, the twist will not wilt or dry out in the 90 seconds or so that it takes you to make the Martini!\u00a0 It will be just fine waiting for its grand entry at the end of the process.<\/p>\n<p>This goes for olives too, if you prefer them; spear them before starting the martini.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Recipe:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>3 ounces of your favorite Gin,<br \/>\n(That&#8217;s 6 tablespoons or 3\/8 cup if you don&#8217;t have a jigger.)<br \/>\n1\/2 ounce of Dry Vermouth, and<br \/>\n(Or fill the cap from the Vermouth bottle,)<br \/>\na lemon or lime twist.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Final Processing:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Making the Martini proper.\u00a0 Fill the shaker with about a cup of cold ice.\u00a0\u00a0 (See <a href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=103\">Cold Ice Please!<\/a> for comments and description of &#8220;Cold Ice&#8221;).\u00a0 Take the Vermouth and put that in the shaker with the cold ice.\u00a0 Swirl or shake the Vermouth and ice briefly and then drain the Vermouth.\u00a0 Keep the ice, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Next put your Gin into the shaker.\u00a0 Shake the shaker vigorously for about 10 seconds.\u00a0\u00a0 10 seconds is all you need as the liquids have already been chilled.\u00a0 Any more than 10 seconds and your just working your biceps, triceps, and delts.<\/p>\n<p>At this point I&#8217;m reminded of the following quote from &#8216;The Thin Man&#8217;:<br \/>\n<em>\u201cSee, in mixing the important thing is the rhythm. Always have a rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan, you shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two-step time. But a Martini, you always shake to waltz time.\u201d\u00a0 <\/em>Nick Charles<\/p>\n<p>Does shaking to 3\/4 time really help?\u00a0 I have no clue, but it sure makes the process more fun.<\/p>\n<p>Now, quickly remove the Martini stem from the freezer and strain the Martini from the shaker into the Stem.\u00a0 Take the twist and lightly run the rind around the edge of the stem, squeeze a bit of the oils into the liquid, and drop it gently into the Martini.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it, you&#8217;re done.\u00a0 Now on to the best part.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Post-Processing:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Finally take the Martini out to the porch, sit comfortably, look at the sunset over the beach or the pool, and enjoy the Perfect Martini.<\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"749\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?attachment_id=749\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_6422_0.jpg?fit=1048%2C1200\" data-orig-size=\"1048,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Martini Sunset\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Enjoying a Martini at Sunset overlooking the ocean.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_6422_0.jpg?fit=262%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_6422_0.jpg?fit=894%2C1024\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-749 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_6422_0.jpg?resize=289%2C331\" alt=\"Enjoying a Martini at Sunset overlooking the ocean.\" width=\"289\" height=\"331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_6422_0.jpg?resize=894%2C1024 894w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_6422_0.jpg?resize=131%2C150 131w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_6422_0.jpg?resize=262%2C300 262w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_6422_0.jpg?resize=166%2C190 166w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_6422_0.jpg?resize=60%2C69 60w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_6422_0.jpg?resize=293%2C335 293w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_6422_0.jpg?w=1048 1048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 289px) 100vw, 289px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"566\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?attachment_id=566\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_20150620_201648.jpg?fit=1728%2C3072\" data-orig-size=\"1728,3072\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;BlackBerry Z30&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1434831407&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.1&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;122&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.024965&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Summer Evening Martini\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Warm Summer Evening, Pool, Martini; Perfect.&lt;br \/&gt;\n#PerfectMartini&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_20150620_201648.jpg?fit=169%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_20150620_201648.jpg?fit=576%2C1024\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-566 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_20150620_201648.jpg?resize=186%2C330\" alt=\"Summer Evening Martini\" width=\"186\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_20150620_201648.jpg?resize=576%2C1024 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_20150620_201648.jpg?resize=84%2C150 84w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_20150620_201648.jpg?resize=169%2C300 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_20150620_201648.jpg?resize=107%2C190 107w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_20150620_201648.jpg?resize=45%2C80 45w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_20150620_201648.jpg?resize=188%2C335 188w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_20150620_201648.jpg?w=1728 1728w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 186px) 100vw, 186px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote The Perfect Martini Process, V1.0 back in November of 2015, though it didn&#8217;t have the &#8220;V1.0&#8221; notation back then.\u00a0 Since then, I&#8217;ve been thinking that it really needed an update to make it more readable, logically organized, and &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1877\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[17,10],"tags":[39,38,9,40],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1058,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1058","url_meta":{"origin":1877,"position":0},"title":"The Perfect Martini Process, V1.0","author":"wlmoon58","date":"November 8, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Since this blog has existed I've advocated and supported the concept that your Perfect Martini is just that, yours.\u00a0 My Perfect Martini is mine.\u00a0 And the two may not be identical.\u00a0\u00a0 What is important is that we find that which works for each of us. Having said that, I thought\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Gin&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Gin","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?cat=11"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1532,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1532","url_meta":{"origin":1877,"position":1},"title":"The Perfect Martini &#8220;How To&#8221;s Collected","author":"wlmoon58","date":"November 9, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Over the course of the almost two years that I've been writing this blog I've posted many random martini quotes, several reviews of restaurant and bars, made opinionated comments about stemware, and expounded on my pet peeves.\u00a0 And, of course, I've also written extensively on what I believe makes a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Gin&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Gin","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?cat=11"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Martini-with-Twist.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2062,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=2062","url_meta":{"origin":1877,"position":2},"title":"National Martini Day!","author":"wlmoon58","date":"June 19, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"June 19, 2017 is National Martini Day!! Yes, another National Martini Day has come around.\u00a0 Always a wonderful time to celebrate with a favorite Martini! If you're looking for the Perfect Martini recipe, you can find it here:\u00a0 \"The Perfect Martini Process\" For a laugh or two while enjoying your\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Holiday&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Holiday","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?cat=26"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Martini_2.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":44,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=44","url_meta":{"origin":1877,"position":3},"title":"The Perfect Martini","author":"wlmoon58","date":"January 12, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"So what is the Perfect Martini? It\u2019s often said that \u201cBeauty is in the eye of the beholder\u201d and so it is with Martinis. My perfect Martini may not be the same as yours. Gin or Vodka, Shaken or Stirred, Olive or Twist? These are all personal preference and each\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Gin&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Gin","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?cat=11"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1277,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1277","url_meta":{"origin":1877,"position":4},"title":"How Dry Can You Go?","author":"wlmoon58","date":"January 22, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"How Dry is Dry?\u00a0 Can a Martini by \"too\" Dry?\u00a0\u00a0 It's a subject that attracts a lot of humor, such as: \u201cA perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.\u201d No\u00ebl Coward \u201cI would like to observe the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General Amusement&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General Amusement","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?cat=35"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shakennotstirred.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Vermouth-Ad-1-206x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1022,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1022","url_meta":{"origin":1877,"position":5},"title":"Random Martini Quote for the Day","author":"wlmoon58","date":"October 5, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cI\u2019ve never tasted anything so cool and clean...They make me feel civilized,\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 E. 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