{"id":2230,"date":"2017-11-03T14:04:11","date_gmt":"2017-11-03T21:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=2230"},"modified":"2017-11-03T14:04:11","modified_gmt":"2017-11-03T21:04:11","slug":"random-martini-quote-of-the-day-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=2230","title":{"rendered":"Random Martini Quote of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A priest is sent to Alaska.\u00a0 A bishop goes up to visit one year later.<\/em><\/p>\n

The bishop asks, \u201cHow do you like it up here\u201d?<\/em><\/p>\n

The priest says, \u201cIf it wasn’t for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I’d be lost.\u00a0 Bishop, would you like a martini?\u201d\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cYes.\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cRosary, get the bishop a martini!<\/em>\u201c <\/em><\/p>\n

Henny Youngman<\/em><\/p>\n

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A priest is sent to Alaska.\u00a0 A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, \u201cHow do you like it up here\u201d? The priest says, \u201cIf it wasn’t for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I’d … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[35,57],"tags":[62,59,33,58],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1860,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1860","url_meta":{"origin":2230,"position":0},"title":"Random Martini Quote of the Day","author":"wlmoon58","date":"February 1, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"I\u2019m not talking a cup of cheap gin splashed over an ice cube. 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