{"id":642,"date":"2015-07-06T11:23:45","date_gmt":"2015-07-06T18:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=642"},"modified":"2015-07-06T11:23:45","modified_gmt":"2015-07-06T18:23:45","slug":"random-martini-quote-for-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=642","title":{"rendered":"Random Martini Quote for the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I don\u2019t drink anymore, on the other hand I don\u2019t drink any less either.<br \/>\n<\/em>W. C. Fields<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>For more fun quotes check out the \u201cMartini Quotes\u201d page, or click the link:\u00a0 <a title=\"Martini Quotes\" href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?page_id=365\">Martini Quotes<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t drink anymore, on the other hand I don\u2019t drink any less either. W. C. 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