{"id":785,"date":"2015-07-25T08:19:01","date_gmt":"2015-07-25T15:19:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=785"},"modified":"2015-07-25T08:19:01","modified_gmt":"2015-07-25T15:19:01","slug":"random-martini-quote-for-the-day-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=785","title":{"rendered":"Random Martini Quote for the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u201cI never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.\u201d<\/em><br \/>\nGeorge Burns<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled \u201cMartini Quotes\u201d page, or click the link:\u00a0 <a title=\"Martini Quotes\" href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?page_id=365\">Martini Quotes<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.\u201d George Burns &nbsp; For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled \u201cMartini Quotes\u201d page, or click the link:\u00a0 Martini Quotes. &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=785\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[35,57],"tags":[59,33,58],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":710,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=710","url_meta":{"origin":785,"position":0},"title":"Random Martini Quote for the Day","author":"wlmoon58","date":"July 14, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cHappiness is a dry martini and a good woman \u2026 or a bad woman.\u201d George Burns For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled \u201cMartini Quotes\u201d page, or click the link:\u00a0 Martini Quotes.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General Amusement&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General Amusement","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?cat=35"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1860,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1860","url_meta":{"origin":785,"position":1},"title":"Random Martini Quote of the Day","author":"wlmoon58","date":"February 1, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"I\u2019m not talking a cup of cheap gin splashed over an ice cube. 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