{"id":872,"date":"2015-08-24T09:10:24","date_gmt":"2015-08-24T16:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=872"},"modified":"2015-08-24T09:10:24","modified_gmt":"2015-08-24T16:10:24","slug":"random-martini-quote-for-the-day-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=872","title":{"rendered":"Random Martini Quote For The Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8220;Do not allow children to mix drinks.\u00a0 It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.&#8221;<\/em><em> \u00a0 \u00a0Steve Allen<\/em><\/p>\n<p>For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled \u201cMartini Quotes\u201d page, or click the link: <a href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?page_id=365\">Martini Quotes<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Do not allow children to mix drinks.\u00a0 It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.&#8221; \u00a0 \u00a0Steve Allen For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled \u201cMartini Quotes\u201d page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=872\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[10,57],"tags":[62,33,38,9,58],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1860,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=1860","url_meta":{"origin":872,"position":0},"title":"Random Martini Quote of the Day","author":"wlmoon58","date":"February 1, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"I\u2019m not talking a cup of cheap gin splashed over an ice cube. 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