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If you haven’t checked out my Martini Quotes<\/a> page recently you’ll be happy know that there are many new enlightening & entertaining quotes.\u00a0 Or you can wait until they appear over time in my “Random Martini Quote for the Day” postings.<\/p>\n

There are also several good Martini Jokes<\/a> for your amusement in the new Martini Jokes page.<\/p>\n

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If you haven’t checked out my Martini Quotes page recently you’ll be happy know that there are many new enlightening & entertaining quotes.\u00a0 Or you can wait until they appear over time in my “Random Martini Quote for the Day” … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[57],"tags":[62,59,33,58],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2125,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=2125","url_meta":{"origin":940,"position":0},"title":"Random Martini Quote of the Day","author":"wlmoon58","date":"July 18, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"\u201cI don\u2019t get cast as the guy who steps off a yacht in a white linen suite with a Martini\u201d. 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