{"id":998,"date":"2015-09-30T11:12:33","date_gmt":"2015-09-30T18:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=998"},"modified":"2015-09-30T11:12:33","modified_gmt":"2015-09-30T18:12:33","slug":"new-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=998","title":{"rendered":"New Funny….."},"content":{"rendered":"

“They found water on Mars? Big deal. Call me when they find gin.”
\nBette Midler<\/p>\n

Just saw this on Twitter and thought it was too funny and very timely.\u00a0 Hope you like it too.<\/p>\n

BTW, there is a ‘sister’ twitter site associated with this blog.\u00a0 Not exactly the same comments, but you might find it amusing.\u00a0 @Shkn_Nt_Strrd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“They found water on Mars? Big deal. Call me when they find gin.” Bette Midler Just saw this on Twitter and thought it was too funny and very timely.\u00a0 Hope you like it too. BTW, there is a ‘sister’ twitter … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0},"categories":[35],"tags":[82,3,80],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":126,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=126","url_meta":{"origin":998,"position":0},"title":"Twitter: @Shkn_Nt_Strrd","author":"wlmoon58","date":"March 12, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Don't forget to check out @shkn_nt_stirred.\u00a0\u00a0 There are many gin and martini related posts there.\u00a0 Plus a few of my favorite restaurants.\u00a0 ;) \u00a0","rel":"","context":"In "Martini"","block_context":{"text":"Martini","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?cat=10"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":36,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=36","url_meta":{"origin":998,"position":1},"title":"Introduction, Part Three","author":"wlmoon58","date":"January 7, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"This blog is just one part of a trio of sites I intend to assemble to honor the martini. There will also be a Facebook page devoted to martini trivia and commentary and a Twitter account (@Shkn_Nt_Strrd) from which I will provide brief reviews of Martinis I enjoy (or not)\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Gin"","block_context":{"text":"Gin","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?cat=11"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":414,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=414","url_meta":{"origin":998,"position":2},"title":"Bar Review Suggestions?","author":"wlmoon58","date":"May 26, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Do you have a favorite Restaurant or Bar for which you would like a Martini review?\u00a0 Something elegant or a 'hole in the wall'?\u00a0\u00a0 Oceanfront view or a dive bar?\u00a0 Let me know and I'll make every effort possible to visit and report. As most of my readers have probably\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Restaurant"","block_context":{"text":"Restaurant","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?cat=37"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":717,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=717","url_meta":{"origin":998,"position":3},"title":"Best Gins for a Martini? Here’s one Opinion","author":"wlmoon58","date":"July 15, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Are you wondering what Gin(s) make the best Martinis?\u00a0 I came across this article while perusing my twitter feed (@Shkn_Nt_Strrd) and found it interesting.\u00a0 I hope you do too. best-gins-to-use-in-a-martini I particularly like Gin #1 as a suggestion for a novice Gin drinker or possibly to convert a 'vodkaphile'? I've\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Gin"","block_context":{"text":"Gin","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?cat=11"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":152,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=152","url_meta":{"origin":998,"position":4},"title":"Sir Roger Moore’s Opinion on a Perfect Martini","author":"wlmoon58","date":"March 20, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"I found Sir Roger Moore's thoughts on his Perfect Martini at his twitter feed: @sirrogermoore .\u00a0 For those not on Twitter, here is the article and link:\u00a0 How to make a dry martini the Roger Moore way http:\/\/gu.com\/p\/45kcc\/stw\u00a0 I don't agree with everything he wrote, but its fun to read.\u00a0\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Gin"","block_context":{"text":"Gin","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?cat=11"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":278,"url":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?p=278","url_meta":{"origin":998,"position":5},"title":"Something just for Fun","author":"wlmoon58","date":"April 24, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Something just for fun. https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DzF3A5BQYCU Not sure it makes a \"Perfect Martini\" but it is impressive.\u00a0 Do Not Try this at Home, this is a professional with years or training, or at least a couple weeks.\u00a0 :D Don't forget to check out our Twitter site:\u00a0 @Shkn_Nt_Strrd \u00a0","rel":"","context":"In "General Amusement"","block_context":{"text":"General Amusement","link":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/?cat=35"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=998"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":999,"href":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions\/999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shakennotstirred.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}