Random Martini Quote of the Day

“There is no sugar in a martini; no egg whites, no black and white rums, no shaved almonds, no fruit juice, no chocolate, and no spices…. It is a clear, clean, cold, pure, honest drink …” Donald G. Smith, Wall … Continue reading

Random “Martini” Quote of the Day

“I saw a notice that said ‘Drink Canada Dry’ and I’ve just started.” Brendan Behan Not really a “Martini” quote, but I found it amusing and wanted to share. The “Martini Quotes” page is, I believe, currently the best collection … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

  “There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth – I think that perhaps it’s the gin.” Ogden Nash   Our  “Martini Quotes” page has … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

“Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken in sufficient quantity, very drunk.” Julian Barnes   Yes, I know, its not a “Martini” quote, but I … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

“Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.” Phyllis Diller   Our  “Martini Quotes” page has been re-organized!  If you haven’t checked it out recently you should!   There are several new quotes for your amusement.  … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

“All the charming and beautiful things, from the Song of Songs, to bouillabaisse, and from the nine Beethoven symphonies to the Martini cocktail, have been given to humanity by men who, when the hour came, turned from tap water to … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

“The proper union of gin & vermouth is a great & sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived.” DeVoto   If you haven’t check our out “Martini Quotes” page recently … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

                                      “My doctor said eat more fruits & vegetables. An extra strawberry in my daiquiri & olive in my martini should do the trick” Maxine    (John Wagner)   The “Martini Quotes” page is always being updated.  If you haven’t checked … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

“There is no sugar in a martini; no egg whites, no black and white rums, no shaved almonds, no fruit juice, no chocolate, and no spices…. It is a clear, clean, cold, pure, honest drink …” Donald G. Smith, Wall … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

“I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch.  Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.” George Burns   If you haven’t check out our “Martini Quotes” page in a while you’ll be pleasantly surprised by some new … Continue reading