Random Martini Quote of the Day

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A priest is sent to Alaska.  A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, “How do you like it up here”? The priest says, “If it wasn’t for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I’d …

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Random Martini Quote of the Day

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“Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it?  Who’s that for?  ‘I like my bologna like a martini.  With an olive.’  ‘I’ll have the bologna sandwich – dirty.’ ” Jim Gaffigan Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”?  …

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Random Martini Quote of the Day

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“I don’t get cast as the guy who steps off a yacht in a white linen suite with a Martini”. Martin Freeman (aka Bilbo Baggins)             Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”?  I believe we …

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Random Martini Quote of the Day

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“I should learn to crochet something I’ll actually use … like a martini.” Maxine (John Wagner)     Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”?  I believe we have the best collection of Martini quotes anywhere!   If you haven’t checked …

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Random Martini Quote of the Day

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“If it wasn’t for the olives in his martinis he’d starve to death.” Milton Berle   Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”?  I believe we have the best collection of Martini quotes anywhere!   If you haven’t checked it out …

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Random Martini Quote of the Day

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I’m not talking a cup of cheap gin splashed over an ice cube. I’m talking satin, fire and ice; Fred Astaire in a glass; surgical cleanliness, insight, comfort; redemption and absolution. I’m talking MARTINI! Anonymous   Those of you with …

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Random Martini Quote of the Day

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Sinatra: “Let me fix you a Martini that’s pure magic.” Martin:  “It may not make life’s problems disappear, but it’ll certainly reduce their size.”        Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”?  I believe we have the best collection of …

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Random Martini Quote of the Day

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“There is no sugar in a martini; no egg whites, no black and white rums, no shaved almonds, no fruit juice, no chocolate, and no spices…. It is a clear, clean, cold, pure, honest drink …” Donald G. Smith, Wall …

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Random “Martini” Quote of the Day

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“I saw a notice that said ‘Drink Canada Dry’ and I’ve just started.” Brendan Behan Not really a “Martini” quote, but I found it amusing and wanted to share. The “Martini Quotes” page is, I believe, currently the best collection …

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Random Martini Quote of the Day

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  “There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth – I think that perhaps it’s the gin.” Ogden Nash   Our  “Martini Quotes” page has …

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