Random Martini Quote for the Day

“I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in salute to the mortal arts of pleasure.“Bob Shacochis Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”?  I believe we have the best collection of Martini quotes anywhere! … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

A priest is sent to Alaska.  A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, “How do you like it up here”? The priest says, “If it wasn’t for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I’d … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

“Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it?  Who’s that for?  ‘I like my bologna like a martini.  With an olive.’  ‘I’ll have the bologna sandwich – dirty.’ ” Jim Gaffigan Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”?  … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

“I don’t get cast as the guy who steps off a yacht in a white linen suite with a Martini”. Martin Freeman (aka Bilbo Baggins)             Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”?  I believe we … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

“I should learn to crochet something I’ll actually use … like a martini.” Maxine (John Wagner)     Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”?  I believe we have the best collection of Martini quotes anywhere!   If you haven’t checked … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

I’m not talking a cup of cheap gin splashed over an ice cube. I’m talking satin, fire and ice; Fred Astaire in a glass; surgical cleanliness, insight, comfort; redemption and absolution. I’m talking MARTINI! Anonymous   Those of you with … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

Sinatra: “Let me fix you a Martini that’s pure magic.” Martin:  “It may not make life’s problems disappear, but it’ll certainly reduce their size.”        Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”?  I believe we have the best collection of … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

“There is no sugar in a martini; no egg whites, no black and white rums, no shaved almonds, no fruit juice, no chocolate, and no spices…. It is a clear, clean, cold, pure, honest drink …” Donald G. Smith, Wall … Continue reading

Random “Martini” Quote of the Day

“I saw a notice that said ‘Drink Canada Dry’ and I’ve just started.” Brendan Behan Not really a “Martini” quote, but I found it amusing and wanted to share. The “Martini Quotes” page is, I believe, currently the best collection … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote of the Day

  “There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth – I think that perhaps it’s the gin.” Ogden Nash   Our  “Martini Quotes” page has … Continue reading