Random Martini Quote of the Day

A priest is sent to Alaska.  A bishop goes up to visit one year later.

The bishop asks, “How do you like it up here”?

The priest says, “If it wasn’t for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I’d be lost.  Bishop, would you like a martini?” 

“Yes.”

“Rosary, get the bishop a martini!

Henny Youngman

 

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Random Martini Quote of the Day

“Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it?  Who’s that for?  ‘I like my bologna like a martini.  With an olive.’  ‘I’ll have the bologna sandwich – dirty.’ ”
Jim Gaffigan

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“I don’t get cast as the guy who steps off a yacht in a white linen suite with a Martini”.
Martin Freeman (aka Bilbo Baggins
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Random Martini Quote of the Day

“I should learn to crochet something I’ll actually use … like a martini.”
Maxine (John Wagner)

 

 

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Random Martini Quote of the Day

Martini by the Fire
Martini by the Fire

I’m not talking a cup of cheap gin splashed over an ice cube. I’m talking satin, fire and ice; Fred Astaire in a glass; surgical cleanliness, insight, comfort; redemption and absolution. I’m talking MARTINI!
Anonymous

 

Those of you with good memory may wonder if this is a repeat.  It is, way back in June of 2015 this was the very first Random Martini Quote for the Day.  This is one of my very favorite Martini Quotes.

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Random Martini Quote of the Day

Sinatra: “Let me fix you a Martini that’s pure magic.”
Martin:  “It may not make life’s problems disappear, but it’ll certainly reduce their size.”

 

Dean Martin     sinatra

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Backyard Martinis

“There is no sugar in a martini; no egg whites, no black and white rums, no shaved almonds, no fruit juice, no chocolate, and no spices…. It is a clear, clean, cold, pure, honest drink …”
Donald G. Smith, Wall Street Journal

 

Another great quote that has previously appeared in this Blog.   I think this is especially true with the current trend (fad) of ‘candy’ martinis.  You can read my comments on the subject in previous posts.  Or you can click the following links ….

The Martini, Part Two
Egg Nog Martini??? Really?
St. Patrick’s Day next week!

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