“I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in salute to the mortal arts of pleasure.“Bob Shacochis Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”? I believe we have the best collection of Martini quotes anywhere! … Continue reading
A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, “How do you like it up here”? The priest says, “If it wasn’t for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I’d … Continue reading
“Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who’s that for? ‘I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.’ ‘I’ll have the bologna sandwich – dirty.’ ” Jim Gaffigan Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”? … Continue reading
“I don’t get cast as the guy who steps off a yacht in a white linen suite with a Martini”. Martin Freeman (aka Bilbo Baggins) Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”? I believe we … Continue reading
“I should learn to crochet something I’ll actually use … like a martini.” Maxine (John Wagner) Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”? I believe we have the best collection of Martini quotes anywhere! If you haven’t checked … Continue reading
I’m not talking a cup of cheap gin splashed over an ice cube. I’m talking satin, fire and ice; Fred Astaire in a glass; surgical cleanliness, insight, comfort; redemption and absolution. I’m talking MARTINI! Anonymous Those of you with … Continue reading
Sinatra: “Let me fix you a Martini that’s pure magic.” Martin: “It may not make life’s problems disappear, but it’ll certainly reduce their size.” Looking for more outstanding “Martini Quotes”? I believe we have the best collection of … Continue reading
“There is no sugar in a martini; no egg whites, no black and white rums, no shaved almonds, no fruit juice, no chocolate, and no spices…. It is a clear, clean, cold, pure, honest drink …” Donald G. Smith, Wall … Continue reading
“I saw a notice that said ‘Drink Canada Dry’ and I’ve just started.” Brendan Behan Not really a “Martini” quote, but I found it amusing and wanted to share. The “Martini Quotes” page is, I believe, currently the best collection … Continue reading
“There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth – I think that perhaps it’s the gin.” Ogden Nash Our “Martini Quotes” page has … Continue reading