Random Martini Quote for the Day

“Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.” W.C. Fields   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“I’ve never tasted anything so cool and clean…They make me feel civilized,”   E. Hemingway in “A Farewell to Arms”   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. If … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk.  The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” George Burns   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.” James Thurber   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. If you like these … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.” W.C. Fields   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. If you like these posts … Continue reading

New Martini Quotes Added!

If you haven’t checked out my Martini Quotes page recently you’ll be happy know that there are many new enlightening & entertaining quotes.  Or you can wait until they appear over time in my “Random Martini Quote for the Day” … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“Happiness is…finding two olives in your Martini when you’re hungry.” Johnny Carson   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. If you like these posts and want to … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“Martinis are the only American invention as perfect as a sonnet.” H. L. Mencken   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.” W.C. Fields   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote For The Day

“Do not allow children to mix drinks.  It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.”    Steve Allen For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading