A man walked into a bar and ordered a Martini. Before drinking it he carefully removes the olive and places it in a jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he slowly stood to leave.
As he was getting to his feet, he bartender asked him what that was all about? The man turned to him and said “my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives”.
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