Friday Funny

TAPS Martini

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.  After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long – but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.” The customer replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it’s time to go home.”

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Friday Funny

Summer is a perfect time for a chilled Martini.

A man walked into a bar and ordered a Martini.  Before drinking it he carefully removes the olive and places it in a jar.  Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing.  After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he slowly stood to leave.

As he was getting to his feet, he bartender asked him what that was all about?  The man turned to him and said “my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives”.

 

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Friday Funny

Backyard Martinis

I was watching my son act like James Bond in the garden earlier today.
He wasn’t going round pretending to shoot people,
he was sipping martinis and chatting up all the ladies that walked by.
I’m so proud of him.

 

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New Funny…..

“They found water on Mars? Big deal. Call me when they find gin.”
Bette Midler

Just saw this on Twitter and thought it was too funny and very timely.  Hope you like it too.

BTW, there is a ‘sister’ twitter site associated with this blog.  Not exactly the same comments, but you might find it amusing.  @Shkn_Nt_Strrd

A Friday Funny

Just a little something to hopefully bring a smile to your face:

My wife said I needed to bond with my son.
So I had him make me a martini, shaken, not stirred

 

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