Friday Funny

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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.  After he finishes that …

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Friday Funny

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A man walked into a bar and ordered a Martini.  Before drinking it he carefully removes the olive and places it in a jar.  Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing.  After an hour, when he was …

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Friday Funny

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I was watching my son act like James Bond in the garden earlier today. He wasn’t going round pretending to shoot people, he was sipping martinis and chatting up all the ladies that walked by. I’m so proud of him. …

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New Funny…..

“They found water on Mars? Big deal. Call me when they find gin.” Bette Midler Just saw this on Twitter and thought it was too funny and very timely.  Hope you like it too. BTW, there is a ‘sister’ twitter …

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A Friday Funny

Just a little something to hopefully bring a smile to your face: My wife said I needed to bond with my son. So I had him make me a martini, shaken, not stirred   For more fun Martini jokes check …

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