A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that … Continue reading
I’ve recently come across a collection of W. C. Fields’ Martini and cocktail quotes. I’m always looking for such quotes to add to my existing quote page (Martini Quotes) and have added these latest finds. No collection of bar quotes … Continue reading
A man walked into a bar and ordered a Martini. Before drinking it he carefully removes the olive and places it in a jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was … Continue reading
I was watching my son act like James Bond in the garden earlier today. He wasn’t going round pretending to shoot people, he was sipping martinis and chatting up all the ladies that walked by. I’m so proud of him. … Continue reading
I’ve added several new entertaining quotes to my Martini Quotes page! If you haven’t stopped by recently you’ll be pleasantly surprised at how the collection has grown. In fact I firmly believe that I have assembled one of the best … Continue reading
In response to my recent Martini Joke post, I’ve decided to add a new page for various Martini Jokes. This is a bit different than the existing page for Martini Quotes. I hope you enjoy these and get a few … Continue reading