Random Martini Quote for the Day

“Martinis are the only American invention as perfect as a sonnet.” H. L. Mencken   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.” W.C. Fields   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote For The Day

“Do not allow children to mix drinks.  It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.”    Steve Allen For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors … and miss.” Robert A. Heinlein   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link:  Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“I would like to observe the vermouth from across the room while I drink my martini.” Sir Winston Churchill   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link:  Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” Henny Youngman For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link:  Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.” George Burns   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link:  Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” Dean Martin For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link:  Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman … or a bad woman.” George Burns For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link:  Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived. Bernard DeVoto For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled … Continue reading