“Martinis are the only American invention as perfect as a sonnet.” H. L. Mencken For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
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“I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.” W.C. Fields For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
“Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.” Steve Allen For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors … and miss.” Robert A. Heinlein For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
“I would like to observe the vermouth from across the room while I drink my martini.” Sir Winston Churchill For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” Henny Youngman For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
“I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.” George Burns For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” Dean Martin For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
“Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman … or a bad woman.” George Burns For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived. Bernard DeVoto For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled … Continue reading