Random Martini Quote for the Day

“I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.” George Burns   For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link:  Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” Dean Martin For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link:  Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

“Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman … or a bad woman.” George Burns For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link:  Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived. Bernard DeVoto For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either. W. C. Fields   For more fun quotes check out the “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link:  Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

He knows just how I like my martini – full of alcohol. Homer Simpson   For more fun quotes check out the “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link:  Martini Quotes. … Continue reading

Random Martini Quote for the Day

I’m not talking a cup of cheap gin splashed over an ice cube.   I’m talking satin, fire and ice; Fred Astaire in a glass; surgical cleanliness, insight, comfort; redemption and absolution.  I’m talking MARTINI Anonymous   For more fun quotes … Continue reading