“A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.” Noël Coward For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the … Continue reading
“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors … and miss.” Robert A. Heinlein For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
“I would like to observe the vermouth from across the room while I drink my martini.” Sir Winston Churchill For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” Henny Youngman For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
“I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.” George Burns For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” Dean Martin For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
“Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman … or a bad woman.” George Burns For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived. Bernard DeVoto For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled … Continue reading
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either. W. C. Fields For more fun quotes check out the “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading
He knows just how I like my martini – full of alcohol. Homer Simpson For more fun quotes check out the “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. … Continue reading