“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” George Burns For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click … Continue reading
Just a little something to hopefully bring a smile to your face: My wife said I needed to bond with my son. So I had him make me a martini, shaken, not stirred For more fun Martini jokes check … Continue reading
“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.” James Thurber For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. If you like these … Continue reading
I’m not much of a Vodka drinker, and certainly never in Martinis. None-the-less one cannot have helped but notice the recent trend in flavored Vodkas. I’ve observed this with great amusement and occasional bewilderment. I mean Bacon Vodka? Really? If … Continue reading
“If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.” W.C. Fields For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. If you like these posts … Continue reading
“Happiness is…finding two olives in your Martini when you’re hungry.” Johnny Carson For more fun Martini quotes check out the appropriately titled “Martini Quotes” page, or click the link: Martini Quotes. If you like these posts and want to … Continue reading
Last week while traveling in Scotland, we stopped at a little roadside restaurant, “Stonehouse” for lunch outside of Foulis on the A9. Beside the restaurant was their giftshop. There covering two entire top shelves was this selection of Gins. This … Continue reading
In response to my recent Martini Joke post, I’ve decided to add a new page for various Martini Jokes. This is a bit different than the existing page for Martini Quotes. I hope you enjoy these and get a few … Continue reading
A Roman Centurion walks into a bar. “What can I get you?” says the barman “I’d like a Martinum please.” “Do you mean a Martini?” “If I want a double I’ll ask.”